January 2012
After I’ve had my evening glass of wine, just before I fall asleep, Sue reads me my favorite story...

                                        RED WINE WITH BRIE

WOULD YOU LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE? WE SERVE IT AT OUR WINERY.
TRY IT, TRY IT, YOU WILL SEE. YOU WILL LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE.

I DO NOT DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE, I AM A WINE SNOB, CAN'T YOU SEE.
GO AWAY AND LET ME BE, OR I WILL LEAVE YOUR WINERY.

YOU COULD PUT IT IN YOUR CAR AND TAKE IT ANYWHERE YOU ARE.
YOU COULD EAT IT WITH A CRACKER DRIVING ON THE LOWER WACKER.
YOU COULD DRINK IT WITH A STRAW. OR IS THAT SOME KIND OF WINE FAUX PAS?

YOU COULD EAT IT WITH A PEACH, OR MAYBE TAKE IT TO THE BEACH.
YOU COULD HAVE IT ON YOUR BOAT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHEESE WILL FLOAT.

I DO NOT DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE. IT DOES NOT SOUND TOO GOOD TO ME.
GO AWAY AND LET ME BE, OR I WILL LEAVE YOUR WINERY.

YOU CAN TAKE IT BACK TO TOWN AND HAVE IT WHILE THE SUN GOES DOWN.
OR YOU CAN SET IT BY YOUR BED. IT'S GOOD FOR BREAKFAST, SOME HAVE SAID.
AT THE GYM OR AT THE MALL. IT'S FULL OF GOOD CHOLESTEROL.

USE YOUR FINGERS IF YOU PLEASE, GO AHEAD, IT'S ONLY CHEESE.
TRY IT, TRY IT, YOU WILL SEE. YOU WILL LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE.

I DO NOT WANT IT WITH A CRACKER, DRIVING DOWN THE LOWER WACKER.
I DO NOT WANT IT WITH A STRAW. THAT IS A MAJOR WINE FAUX PAS!

I DO NOT WANT IT AT THE BEACH, AND I'M ALLERGIC TO A PEACH.
I DO NOT WANT IT ON MY BOAT. I KINDA DOUBT THAT CHEESE WILL FLOAT.

I AM NOT GOING BACK TO TOWN. I NEVER WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN.
I WILL NOT HAVE IT BY MY BED. YOU MUST BE CRAZY IN THE HEAD.

DON'T DO THE GYM. DON'T NEED THE MUSCLES
DON'T CARE ABOUT MY RED CORPUSCLES.

BUT I WILL TRY RED WINE WITH BRIE, SO MAYBE YOU'LL STOP HOUNDING ME.

SAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS BRIE'S SUBLIME, AND IT GOES PERFECT WITH THIS WINE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE, RED WINE WITH BRIE? THIS MUST BE SOME ANOMALY.
I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, YOU WERE RIGHT. I'LL HAVE RED WINE AND BRIE TONIGHT.
NOW I LOVE RED WINE WITH BRIE, AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR WINERY.

I THOUGHT SO, I KNEW YOU'D SEE. YOU CAN DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE.
IT'S THE BEST, THERE IS NO DOUBT
COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT.