EDITORS NOTE:  READING TO YOUR KIDS WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE WAS
PART OF WHAT MADE THE HOLIDAYS SPECIAL.  BUT AS YOUR KIDS GET
OLDER, GRADUATE COLLEGE, AND MOVE BACK HOME YOU MAY FIND
THE SAME OLD READING MATERIAL SEEMS A LITTLE INFANTILE. WE
HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY TO OFFER SOMETHING MORE MATURE, YET HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR AT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.  SO GATHER THOSE
TWENTY-SOMETHINGS AROUND, AND START A NEW TRADITION.  HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
                                                                      JOE & SUE HERMAN
 

RED WINE WITH BRIE

  
  WOULD YOU LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE?
WE SERVE IT AT OUR WINERY.		  
     
  TRY IT, TRY IT, YOU WILL SEE.
YOU WILL LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE		  

I DO NOT DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE,
 I AM A WINE SNOB, CAN'T YOU SEE.

GO AWAY AND LET ME BE
OR I WILL LEAVE YOUR WINERY.
YOU COULD PUT IT IN YOUR CAR
AND TAKE IT ANYWHERE YOU ARE.

YOU COULD EAT IT WITH A CRACKER
DRIVING ON THE LOWER WACKER.

YOU COULD DRINK IT WITH A STRAW
OR IS THAT SOME KIND OF WINE FAUX PAUX?
   
YOU COULD EAT IT WITH A PEACH
OR MAYBE TAKE IT TO THE BEACH.

YOU COULD HAVE IT ON YOUR BOAT
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CHEESE WILL FLOAT.


I DO NOT DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE
IT DOES NOT SOUND TOO GOOD TO ME.

GO AWAY AND LET ME BE
OR I WILL LEAVE YOUR WINERY.
 
 

YOU CAN TAKE IT BACK TO TOWN
AND HAVE IT WHILE THE SUN GOES DOWN.

OR YOU CAN SET IT BY YOUR BED
IT'S GOOD FOR BREAKFAST SOME HAVE SAID.

AT THE GYM OR AT THE MALL
IT'S FULL OF GOOD CHOLESTEROL!
USE YOUR FINGERS IF YOU PLEASE,
GO AHEAD, IT'S ONLY CHEESE.

TRY IT, TRY IT, YOU WILL SEE
YOU WILL LIKE RED WINE WITH BRIE.


                   I DO NOT WANT IT WITH A CRACKER
                   DRIVING DOWN THE LOWER WACKER.

                   I DO NOT WANT IT WITH A STRAW,
                   THAT IS A MAJOR WINE FAUX PAUX.

  I DO NOT WANT IT AT THE BEACH
AND I'M ALLERGIC TO A PEACH.

I DO NOT WANT IT ON MY BOAT
I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT CHEESE WILL FLOAT

DON'T DO THE GYM
DON'T NEED THE MUSCLES.

DON'T CARE ABOUT
MY RED CORPUSCLES.
  BUT I WILL TRY RED WINE WITH BRIE
IF JUST TO STOP YOUR HOUNDING ME!

SAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS BRIE'S SUBLIME
AND IT GOES PERFECT WITH THIS WINE.

 I CAN'T BELIEVE, RED WINE WITH BRIE
THIS MUST BE SOME ANOMALY.

 I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, YOU WERE RIGHT
I'LL HAVE RED WINE AND BRIE TONIGHT.

 NOW I LOVE RED WINE WITH BRIE
AND I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR WINERY.


 
 
THOUGHT SO, THOUGHT SO, I KNEW YOU'D SEE
YOU CAN DRINK RED WINE WITH BRIE.

IT'S THE BEST, THERE IS NO DOUBT
COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT.